S T E V E

Steve came from South America only eating pineapples for 3 decades. As a result, he became pineapple.
Over the course of eons and eons Steve's sapience slowly faded and has now become an ascended being.

All things he likes to do in his free time include pineapples. Steve refuses to play any
sport or game without using one and if forced to go without one, he will unleash an undying rage upon you.

Steve he has an unhealthy attachment to the fruit and it's completely unknown why he chose to be this way.
He currently now lives in Alaska for peace and quiet as well as some alone time with his seemingly endless supplies
of pineapples.